{"id":610182,"date":"2024-06-18T09:17:24","date_gmt":"2024-06-18T13:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.catster.com\/?p=610182"},"modified":"2024-09-05T11:19:45","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T15:19:45","slug":"cat-dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.catster.com\/lifestyle\/cat-dad-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"32 Cat Dad Jokes for the Funny Feline Father in Your Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad jokes may not earn much appreciation from the audience, but few things give dads more pleasure than busting out a cleverly awful pun or one-liner. The only thing they enjoy more is when someone can throw a bad joke right back!<\/p>\n

Silly and unpredictable as they are, cats are perfect fodder to make a solid dad joke for pet parents. If the father in your life loves his kitties as much as he loves to make the family groan, sigh, and roll their eyes with a corny quip, we have the purr-fect list of cat dad jokes to make him proud!<\/p>\n

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The 32 Funny Cat Dad Jokes<\/h3>\n
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1. Gamer Cat<\/h3>\n

Why do cats beat video games so easily?<\/p>\n

Because they have nine lives!<\/p>\n

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2. In the Band<\/h3>\n

What\u2019s a cat\u2019s favorite type of musical instrument?<\/p>\n

Purr-cussion!<\/p>\n

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3. Joking Around<\/h3>\n

What did the cat say when they made an off-color joke?<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m just kitten!\u201d<\/p>\n

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4. Cat Rap<\/h3>\n

What is a cat dad\u2019s favorite Black-Eyed Peas song?<\/p>\n

\u201cI Gotta Feline\u201d<\/p>\n

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5. Pucker Up!<\/h3>\n

What do you call a cat in a bowl of lemons?<\/p>\n

A sourpuss!<\/p>\n

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6. Fast Cat<\/h3>\n

What is a cat\u2019s favorite sports car?<\/p>\n

A Fur-rari<\/p>\n

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7. A Shot of Whisker<\/h3>\n

A cat walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours his drink and slides it over. The cat slowly pushes the glass off the bar and shouts, \u201cGimme another!\u201d<\/p>\n

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8. Game Night<\/h3>\n

What games should you bring for game night with a cat?<\/p>\n

Cat-an, Mono-paw-ly, and O-purr-ation<\/p>\n

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9. Cat Habits Explained<\/h3>\n

Why do cats lie down on computer keyboards?<\/p>\n

To keep an eye on the mouse<\/p>\n

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10. Cats Playing Poker<\/h3>\n

Why did the jungle cat refuse to play cards with the other jungle cat?<\/p>\n

Because he was a cheetah!<\/p>\n

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11. Cats Playing Poker Part 2<\/h3>\n

What did the jungle cat say when the other one called him a cheetah?<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re lion!\u201d<\/p>\n

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12. Scaredy Cat<\/h3>\n

Why did the cat stay away from the tree?<\/p>\n

He was scared of its bark<\/p>\n

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13. Top Pun<\/h3>\n

What was the cat\u2019s favorite Tom Cruise movie?<\/p>\n

Mission Im-paws-ible<\/p>\n

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14. Crime and Pun-ishment<\/h3>\n

What is a cat\u2019s favorite TV show?<\/p>\n

Claw and Order<\/p>\n

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15. Quiet as a Cat<\/h3>\n

How do cats talk quietly?<\/p>\n

They whis-purr<\/p>\n

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16. Pretty Kitty<\/h3>\n

Why do cat dads love keeping cats as pets?<\/p>\n

They think they\u2019re purr-dy!<\/p>\n

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17. Cat Power<\/h3>\n

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?<\/p>\n

Their paws!<\/p>\n

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18. Cat-titude<\/h3>\n

What do cats do when they\u2019re angry?<\/p>\n

They throw a hissy fit<\/p>\n

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19. Speech Im-pet-iment<\/h3>\n

A cat walks into a bar and says, \u201cGive me a beer and a\u2026shot of whiskey.\u201d The bartender replies, \u201cWhy the small pause?\u201d<\/p>\n

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20. The Missing Tail<\/h3>\n

Where do cats go when they lose their tail?<\/p>\n

A re-tail store!<\/p>\n

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21. The Cat\u2019s House<\/h3>\n

What\u2019s the first thing the cat moved into his house?<\/p>\n

His fur-niture!<\/p>\n

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22. Schr\u00f6dinger\u2019s Cat<\/h3>\n

Schr\u00f6dinger\u2019s cat walked into a bar. And didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

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23. The Talking Dog<\/h3>\n

A man brings his dog and cat into a bar. The bartender says, \u201cWhat can I get you?\u201d and the dog immediately replies, \u201cGet me a beer.\u201d Astounded, the bartender says, \u201cA talking dog! I\u2019m amazed!\u201d With that, the man quickly responds, \u201cDon\u2019t be. The cat\u2019s a ventriloquist.\u201d<\/p>\n

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24. The Cat Owner<\/h3>\n

A Brit walks into a bar with a small cat wearing a tiny three-piece suit. The bartender says, \u201cHow cute. Where\u2019d you get that?\u201d The cat replies, \u201cEngland. They\u2019ve got a whole bunch over there.\u201d<\/p>\n

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25. Fashion Faux Paw<\/h3>\n

Why didn\u2019t the cat like wearing his coat?<\/p>\n

It was a fleas-lined jacket<\/p>\n

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26. A Good Edu-cat-ion<\/h3>\n

What is a cat\u2019s favorite school subject?<\/p>\n

Hiss-tory<\/p>\n

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27. Grammar Lessons<\/h3>\n

What\u2019s the difference between a cat and a comma?<\/p>\n

One has claws at the end of their paws, while the other indicates a pause at the end of a clause<\/p>\n

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28. Late Night<\/h3>\n

What\u2019s a cat\u2019s favorite comedy sketch show?<\/p>\n

Caturday Night Live<\/p>\n

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29. Date Night<\/h3>\n

Why did the cats get dressed up?<\/p>\n

They were going to the fur ball!<\/p>\n

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30. Clever Cat<\/h3>\n

A woman was playing chess with a cat in the park. A passerby saw this and came up to investigate. After watching a few seconds, he said, \u201cWow! That\u2019s the smartest cat I\u2019ve ever seen!\u201d The woman turned to the man and replied, \u201cHe\u2019s not so smart. I\u2019ve beaten him two games out of three so far!\u201d<\/p>\n

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31. Artistic Kitties<\/h3>\n

What do cat artists like to paint?<\/p>\n

Self paw-traits!<\/p>\n

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32. Feline Fishermen<\/h3>\n

Have you ever seen a catfish?<\/p>\n

No. How would it hold the pole?<\/p>\n

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There\u2019s no doubt that cats bring plenty of humor into our lives, and these quips and riddles are undeniable proof of that! Funny cat dad jokes (or even the bad ones) will surely bring a smile to the face of any hiss-terical feline father. Take inspiration from these funny and punny cat jokes<\/a> to deliver the laughs perfectly for the pet parents in your life!<\/p>\n

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